Tuesday, July 24, 2007
The Biggest Bitch I Know: New Jersey traffic
Why? Because it took over two hours to get home yesterday, when I live only 35 miles away. First I took the NJ Turnpike, which was moving slower than a snail making its way over a field of glue. So then I illegally turned around before the toll booths and took 1&9, which was backed up like an intestine full of tea with a buttplug attached. I finally took Route 22 to the Garden State Parkway, which was clear as day. The Parkway is NEVER clear, but it was today. How unpredictable. Just like a bitch. Why? Because a bitch is unpredictable. One minute she's mad, another minute she's glad. One day the Parkway is a parking lot, another day its a race course. This is why New Jersey traffic is the Biggest Bitch I know.